In the category "Well, there's your problem":
Somehow the back part of the spring broke off, and the front part got bended. I'm assuming this is the reason for the actual problem.
My PI won't boot any more. PWR is bright-red, ACT is very (and I mean very) dim green. I'm assuming that is because it thinks there's no sd card in there. Could this be right? And if so, what could I do best?
I suck at soldering, don't have the proper tools, and would therefore prefer a software hack over having to solder the two points together. I have considered just dropping some soldering tin on top of the sd-card slot so that it would touch both plates, don't know if that'll work though.
Okay, so with my near infinite skill in soldering and hail-mary attitude I managed to do this:
However, I still get that very dim green led.
And, as I plug it into my usb-hub, I suddenly notice that my mouse doesn't react any more, and headset fails. This makes me assume there's a short somewhere. I'm assuming this means it's ready for the bin, so I might as well completely wreck it attempting to fix it.
What could I still do to attempt bringing it back to life? What are points I could check for short-circuits? I've got a multimeter here to measure it through where needed.